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'Playboy' Chicks Kinda Creep Me Out 24 March, 2007

'Playboy' Chicks Kinda Creep Me Out

A while ago, I was telling you that, once they appear in the popular men's magazine, 'Playboy' chicks tend to let themselves go, taking up such dire practices as Botox and plastic surgery and bad implants and what-not. As example for this, I gave you Victoria Silvestedt, once a hot sports woman, then a successful model and now a cheap media whore.

However, to my and everybody's disappointment, today it turns out that 'Playboy' chicks can be rather lame and a hundred times scarier right when they pose for the mag, and not only years after the deed is done. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ashley Massaro, a wrestling diva and the cover girl for the April issue of the mag... also, the scariest so-called glamour model I have ever laid eyes on.

I don't know what is up with 'Playboy' or with Hefty (maybe the upcoming rumored marriage is clouding his judgment) but this is a far cry from what we used to see back in the days (meaning, since it was founded until the April issue) in the magazine. I mean, did she beat the crap out of Hugh Hefner and thus convinced him to give her the job Or did she just shot him one of those looks that you can see in these pics and the old man just caved Who knows
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Although I'm by no means blind to Ashley's innate charms (meaning, her obviously plastic and pushed-up boobs), you have to admit that seeing her on the street, eventually pissed because she missed the light, would make even the bravest of you wet his pants of sheer fright. I mean, the woman can totally break someone's leg or arm with the slightest effort. It's not for her purrty breasts that she won so many matches, right

But being aware of the fact that she has breasts doesn't mean she is entitled to grace the cover of 'Playboy', as far not as I'm concerned. What's up with those facial expressions, that butch attitude, those crazed eyes and the creepy look in them Even more, since when two bull rings in the lower lip are attractive Unless the person who's wearing them is a punk-rock frontman from some band known for its aggressiveness, it's not cool... let alone in a woman of 'Playboy' standards.

Again, this is just me. But try and remember how it was when you opened the pages of 'Playboy' and you got to see Carmen Electra's butt or Pammy's breasts. Now, try and picture Ashley with those manly arms, tons of make up, her lip piercings and that grin trying to pull off some sexy secretary outfit/lingerie. It's not quite working, is it

Let's just hope that what Photoshop couldn't do for Kelly Osbourne to make her 'Playboy' material will work for Ashley – turning her into a sex icon. I mean, if they can still do it for Pamela Anderson, maybe there's hope for us too come this April

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