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Lindsay, the Porn Version, Is Here
05 August, 2007
Everybody loves watching a lil' porn every now and then, especially the classy stuff, so there's no use arguing about it. Some might admit to it, others wouldn't do so if their lives depended on it, but the truth remains that the porn industry is one of the most lucrative ones, making a yearly profit that borders on billions. Therefore, it's only natural for the industry to be always searching for new ways to entertain the loyal fanbase and to bring new perspectives to the act of 'love making' (God, I love these two words when used in relation to hardcore porn!). Either way, one of the methods for diversification used by many X-rated studios in recent years consists of spoofing real life celebrities, by putting porn lookalikes in situations similar to the ones we read about in tabloids and see on TV. Thus, we got to see what Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez would do if they were really addicted to sex, and particularly how many they would do, if you catch my drift. And I know you do.
Useless to say, Lindsay Lohan's latest legal woes have attracted a lot of media attention so far, so where's the harm if the porn industry also dived in for a share of the money, right Probably the entire world knew this would be coming one day or another, but it's best later than never at all. Hell, it's probably best if we got to see a porn character based on Lindsay this very October. You know what We can and we will, SexZ Pictures assures us. Finally! 'Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My F**king Way' is already greenlit and will enter production in the following weeks, for an October release. The entire movie, starring XXX star Paulina James, will focus on the trials and tribulations of the freckled actress, including her many arrests and wild partying days (nights, to be more precise). While the studios refrain from labeling the upcoming project as straight porn, going instead for the more vague term of 'sex comedy', the plot synopsis hints at some really hardcore stuff. 'Movie actress and pop princess Lindsay HoHand is a sexy mess and can't seem to stop getting into trouble. The gorgeous 20-year-old loves to party and get f**ked whenever she can and all of Hollywood knows she's a fun date. Her sweet smile and innocent face hide the fact that she's addicted to sex and will do anything to get a c*ck in her hands. Unable to stop giving handjobs even to the police that arrest her, the starlet always seems to end up spreading her legs and having sex which gets her into an endless sea of fun and dirty trouble.', a press release from SexZ Pictures describes the plot of the spoof. Juicy! Obviously, Paulina is more than thrilled to have been picked for the challenging part of filling in Lindsay's shoes. 'I have a number of big projects in the works but this movie seemed like so much fun and with all of the trouble that Lindsay has been getting into lately, I jumped at the chance', she told the media. As far as we're concerned, we are equally thrilled by the idea. Who knows, maybe Paulina's flick will even end up by upstaging 'I Know Who Killed Me'! Posted by admin at 10:55 PM | View: (231) |
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